ER: Dark Tetrad

Dark Tetrad

It’s a quiet day on the island. The sun is out. The winds are down. Not much is going on. There is too little funding at the moment to gate or time travel. Everyone has a bit of free time.

Eroticas Rehabilitas: Nikki is a Doll

We are unsure of her background, but she certainly is on our radar now. Her name is Tandy and she has made our list of Nemeses. We call her The Doll Maker.

Note: You will need special security clearance of level “deviantart” to be able to view this case file.

Case file:
Doll Girl

Eroticas Rehabilitas: Nemeses

“I can’t stand it anymore! This is like a bad episode of Teen Titans! Come on! Let’s do something!” OMG, Alexis never stops talking!

Eroticas Rehabilitas: Sammy the Exhibition Piece

Alexis informed us of a woman trapped in a cage for a year who is forced to eat… er… poop… 

Eroticas Rehabilitas: Jill and the Underground Bunker

In the superhero business, you have to be nimble. You have to dodge left or right depending on the fall of the chips. Priorities turn on a dime. They are set by happenstance. We considered ourselves lucky when we received the following case file:

The Extended Contract

And though there are a number of victims who rank higher on our list of concerns, the fact of the matter is that we need some depth in our technical department. We need someone with mad computer skills. Based on the case file, Jill has precisely those skills.

Eroticas Rehabilitas: Shelly and Her Doorless Cage

There are an uncountably infinite number of universes out there. With every decision that you make, an alternate universe splits off wherein you chose a different path. You might imagine that with all these universes floating about, it is particularly difficult to find and gate to a particular one, and even harder to gate to the same one twice. That would be like standing in the desert and randomly picking up the same grain of sand twice without looking. This infinite universe problem, we suggest, is the reason for our most recent failure to rescue Shelly from her cage.

You can find Shelly’s case report:

Seperated By Steel Part 1

Seperated By Steel Part 2

Unfortunately you will need a security clearance of type deviantart to have access to the details.

Eroticas Rehabilitas: Holly and the Discipline Suit

For an eternity, I have fretted over the following case, and now, I am excited to say, we have succeeded in rescuing a long held captive heroine. The break in the case came when we learned that the name of the victim is not Tamara as we had thought for many, many years, but Holly. That makes all the difference.

You can read her case here:

Discipline Suit

I suggest that you read the details of her case in order to understand how we had to handle her rescue.

Eroticas Rehabilitas: Amy in Rifan

I must admit that I have fretted for many months attempting where and how to apply my superhero powers. There are so many poor characters living in awful situations. Also, this line of work is quite dangerous and a lot of physical resources are needed to successfully save many of my targets. Finally, I decided that I simply had to go forth and reclaim. After the first job, I hope, the succeeding ones will become easier. Luckily I found a job that seemed to be easier and fairly well removed from here and now to avoid any form of retribution. And so, I made plans to steal Amy from her isolation in the fictional Emirate of Rifan.

You can read the case file for Amy at this link:

A Contract with Many Appendices

Indeed, you should read that to understand exactly the situation that we were facing. 

My latest whimsy

Typically I prefer my anonymity, however I have recently succeeded in amassing a large fortune and find that I no longer give a shit what you or my authors or anyone else thinks about me. So, let me tell you a little about myself. First, I have made my fortune in a number of fields: as a teacher, a librarian, a digital assets artist, a bike messenger, and as a climate scientist - each field providing a remarkable monetary return on investment. In addition to my careers I have dabbled with a bit of diy maker crap which lead to the development of two useful tools: a time machine and an inter-universal gate. So, now I may travel backwards and forwards in time as well as between any of an infinite number of parallel universes, many of which are completely fictional.

With my great wealth, I have purchased a small isolated island far away from where you will ever travel and I have built a wondrous, sturdy, hugantic mansion serviced daily by shipments of supplies flown in by drones. I could house a thousand people indefinitely today if I had to. But I don’t. Yet.

I have decided that my real calling (in addition to forcing a small collection of amateur writers into creating a circuitous maze of a novel) is to be a superhero. And I am now putting forth a good 15.6% of my daily resources to achieve my goal. You may wonder what type of superheroing it is that I do. After all, the world has so many superheros already working hard for good people everywhere. How will I fit in to this crowded space of super heroes? Well, I will tell you. I save female protagonists of amateur bdsm sex stories from seemingly devastatingly tragic erotic peril.

Yes. That is correct. Sometimes horrendous tragedies occur that result in terribly hopeless situations for beloved protagonists in stories (which range from deeply metaphorical to horribly tasteless). When my researchers come upon a character that is in dire straits, without judging the work from which the character hath sprung, we use the tools at hand to travel and extricate the victims from their peril. If possible, we will attempt to deliver a small token of justice as well (though that is frowned upon). We will then provide a safe place for their recovery in my isolated island mansion.

You will see how this is done in due course if you oblige to visit again in the future.

Thanks,

hollow well (by proxy)